FAQs
Frequently Asked Questions:
Does this website transmit smoke signals or is my computer on fire?
Are Scotch Eggs just pregnant meatballs?
Where do you go if you misplace a lost property office?
What did they call electric eels before electricity was discovered?
They say children should be seen and not heard, so why does nobody appreciate a young mime artist?
Has anyone seen my “How to Keep Track of your Stuff” book?
Is losing a receipt the same as reaching the point of no return?
If you spot a dog, is it a dalmatian?
When you learned you were a Siamese Twin, were you beside yourself?
If “Your Horse Magazine” merged with Playboy, would they include a centaur-fold?
If the Police found a dead body floating in the air, how would they draw the chalk outline?
Is the back of the Queen’s head sticky, or is that just something they add to stamps?
Are Gingerbread Men gateway snacks leading to cannibalism?
If you provide a gift receipt with a present, should you say ‘Many Happy Returns’?
Has anyone ever said to Jimmy Saville “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”?
Are Russian Dolls full of themselves?
Why are there no answers to these Frequently Asked Questions?
