James Spence

Author – Cartoonist – Toyologist – Dreamer

Archive for December, 2011

The 2011 Toyologist Programme

At the beginning of the year, with Tiffany pregnant and my Girls in Space comic absorbing a lot of my free time, if you would have told me that I would be starting a major new project around the same time the baby was due, I wouldn’t have believed you.  However, when Toys R Us advertised that they were looking to recruit 10 Toyologists – people who form an elite toy testing force of bloggers, reviewers and toy enthusiasts – I knew I had to apply, and to my great delight, was accepted.

Over the past six months Toys R Us sent me forty different toys to test.  In order to maintain a consistent approach, no matter how big or small I granted each one the same amount of space: one A4 comic page, with accompanying notes.

It has been so much fun to play with all the toys, and each toy box delivery felt like a mini-Christmas.

Elwood was born on the day I was accepted onto the programme and has therefore been part of the programme his whole life.  As such, it has been amazing to watch him learn how to use the toys as he develops himself.  At Baby and Toddler groups he seems very advanced compared to other babies his age and I can’t help but wonder if the number and variety of toys he has helped test has contributed to this.

Drawing this project to a close has made me think about everything we tested.

There have been a few toys that have really stood out from the crowd:

  •  The Step ‘n Play Piano by Fisher Price is used on a daily basis ever since we got it months ago.  Elwood has gone from slouching behind the controls to sitting upright to swivelling around in the seat to standing against it and playing it.  It really has been a phenomenal piece of equipment and I cannot recommend it more highly.  This is, simply put, an outstanding toy.
  • At the risk of seeming like the Fisher Price fan club, the other clear winner in Elwood’s age group was the Fisher Price Twirlin’ Tumblin’ Fun Park which he adores.  Before we set this toy up Elwood couldn’t support himself sitting up.  Within half an hour of setting this thing up, he was sitting at it mesmerised by everything that was going on.  He might have done this anyway of course, but it certainly didn’t appear that way!  This toy blew him away.  Several months have passed since I reviewed it and he still loves it.  It is always the first toy he plays with in the morning.
  • One of my own personal favourites (and I think Charlotte’s too) was the Vectron Wave by Air Hogs which is a really original idea and quite dramatic to watch.  It hovers around the room like a UFO.  It feels like something from the future.  It’s a great toy.
  • Tiffany loved the Little Tikes Town Playhouse, a wendy house with a twist – each wall represents a different aspect of a town, including shops, a garage, sports centre, school house, bank, etc.  It’s a very substantial toy and very well thought-out.

I received a lot of generous feedback from readers throughout this project for which I am very grateful.  It seems that the Real Construction Deluxe Workshop was the most popular review, having generated the most traffic, links in and positive comments.  Thank you to everyone who read and commented on this and all the other reviews.

I’d like to wrap things up by saying an enormous thank you on behalf on Elwood, Charlotte, Tiffany and myself to Toys R Us and the team organising the Toyologist programme and in particular Carli who has been a pleasure to deal with.  I’d like to thank all the toy manufacturers who entered into the spirit of the programme.  I’d also like to thank my fellow 2011 Toyologists for their support.  It has been an honour to be a part of this programme and I have thoroughly enjoyed being a part of it.

Finally, thanks to my long-necked friend Geoffrey Giraffe and his Facebook page!

Now if you’ll excuse me, Elwood and I have some toys to play with!

 

BIG Power Hand

“And now, the end is near…”

So we now reach my final toy review in the 2011 Toyologist Programme.  Toys R Us have sent me forty toys over the past six months and it has been a really interesting project.  The final toy from Geoffrey Giraffe is the BIG Power Hand, a very original idea for a toy which transforms your (presumably normal-sized) hand into a BIG hand.

 Once Charlotte had the hand on, we went through the instructions and tried out the test programme: making a fist, switching on a light, etc.  It seemed that the fingers themselves worked well though the thumb didn’t appear quite as slick.

I’m not sure that long-term this toy would have a lot of appeal, but as a novelty, we enjoyed it.

 

BIG Power Hand is available from Toys R Us

 

 

Playmobil Torpedo Sub

 Toys R Us have twice sent me toys from their Top Agents range:  Playmobil Top Agents Detection Jet and Playmobil Gangster Lab. So when asked to review a third toy in the range, I wondered how different it could be.  However, as I’ve come to learn, the entire point of the Top Agents range is that each toy offers an entirely different gadget to play with.

This is a fun addition to the range.  The submarine and underwater elements present a different way to play which kids absolutely love.

Unlike some of the other Playmobil toys, this one doesn’t have a lot of construction to it.  However, that doesn’t make it any less fun.

Playmobil Torpedo Sub is available from Toys R Us

Fast Wheels

Fast Wheels is a way of converting standard 1/64th scale cars (ie Hot Wheels or Matchbox sized cars) into remote controlled racers.  The toy comes in three parts: controller, the back wheels/engine and a demo car.

It really sparked my imagination…

The demo car is not great but let’s not dwell on this.  To focus on the demo car would be to miss the point of the toy:  it’s all about transforming your Hot Wheels (etc) into remote controlled vehicles.  In fact, the demo car is so inconsequential, you can run the back wheels without any car attached.

The wheels have a small set of stabilisers at the rear.  This can be set to two different positions.  One for running the car on carpets and one for running on flat surfaces.

Charging the car takes around ten minutes and grants you two minutes of play, which is actually not too bad as these things go.

Although not perfect, I wouldn’t want to write off this toy.  I really love the concept of turning small cars into RCs.  I’d love to see this concept better realised, perhaps if Fast Wheels were to go back to the drawing board and fix the navigation, improve the demo car and make it feel more substantial they could have a real must-have toy on their hands.

Fast Wheels is available from Toys R Us

Chou Chou Magic Pacifier Doll

One of the things I have admired most about the Toys R Us Toyologist programme (which all my toy reviews are part of) is that I am encouraged to be honest with my opinion.  I am under no obligation to paint every toy as wonderful and my reviews are used online (especially via their Facebook page) to help customers form an opinion about which is the right toy for their child.  I do try to be honest.

So, after a disastrous test of the Chou Chou Magic Pacifier Doll, I knew I was going to have to give it a pretty poor write-up.  In the interests of balance, I looked around online to find out what others had though of it and discovered that other people’s findings were consistent with my own.  So, brace yourself…

You may be expecting me to describe what the toy is supposed to do and illustrate the different shapes that appear on the dummy’s screen and what they mean.  However, the dummy actually broke before I ever got to see it in action.  I had left the toy at my parents house for Charlotte to play with while I was at work with the intention that I would catch up with her later on.  In any case, I don’t feel inclined to do so as I think it is badly designed and clearly not well tested.

Frustratingly, if this toy had been well designed, better looking and didn’t require a feat of Herculean strength to operate, it is quite a good concept for a toy.  However, unless a decent Magic Pacifier v2.0 comes along, I’d steer clear of this.

Chou Chou Magic Pacifier is available from Toys R Us